3.28.2009

Road Signs


  Okay everybody.  If you drive in Oklahoma (or the rest of the country), I'm sure you've seen the black and yellow signs that look like the one I posted above.  These are not speed limit signs. These are caution signs.  You don't HAVE to go this speed.
  Just for the record, REGULATORY speed limit signs are black and white.  In fact, all mandatory signs are colored only with black, red, orange, and/or white.  If it's yellow or green or purple or fucking polka-dotted, you don't HAVE to follow it.
  Just so I'm clear, when the yellow and black 45mph signs show up on HWY 9, DON'T DRIVE 45 MILES PER HOUR.  Continue driving the speed limit and fuck everyone that's going to Little Axe, Country Boy, or the Thunderbird Casino. Thank you.

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