10.06.2010

The Bathroom

Hello! I know - it has been way too long since a Hamilton posted on HwH. Not to worry, loyal readers. I have a post that is worthwhile. I give you - THE BATHROOM!

You have seen this picture before. We took it when we were doing the final inspection at the house closing. It's so ugly.


This is the new bathroom! That bright apple green is my new favorite color.



The hideous countertop that was way too big was actually new. I felt really bad when we pulled it out.

But I quickly got over feeling bad when I saw the new granite installed!


A close up of the granite. (I'm not trying to get artsy here with the soap dish. I just wanted to put the granite pattern into perspective. I'm definitely not a photographer, and that green just has a way of making everything have a green tint.)


This is the newly tiled shower. In the last post you saw how we completely ripped out all of the moldy and old drywall. Now there is a new moisture-resistant cement board shower wall with ceramic tile. I grouted!


Well, that's it for now. Maybe there will be more on HwH in the future. Also, be on the lookout for some new additions to my Etsy store. :)

xx,
Steph

7.11.2010

Yeah, I know a celebrity.

Here's an awesome write-up about a former coworker of mine. She's a star athlete. I love it.


(This isn't actually a picture of her, just another person named Sherri Peckham. The record holder is better looking than this realtor. When I googled the name, this showed up, so this is what you get.)


Stroud's world champ remembers glory days of rolling pin throwing

Sherri Salyer Peckham is a high school English teacher now, but when she was younger she was known for her ability to throw a rolling pin half the length of a football field. She has the world record in the unique sport.

BY CARRIE COPPERNOLL Comment on this article 0
Published: July 11, 2010

STROUD — Sherri Salyer Peckham doesn't go around bragging about it, but she's a world record holder.


She threw a rolling pin farther than anybody in the world: 156 feet, 4 inches, to be precise. Peckham grew up in Stroud, though now she lives in Norman and teaches high school English in Tecumseh. Saturday she returned to her hometown for the 50th annual International Brick and Rolling Pin Throw and Festival.

In rolling-pin-throwing circles, Peckham's kind of a big deal.

Even though she's an expert pin hurler, Peckham doesn't see her accomplishment as that big of a deal.

"It was 1969,” she said of her first competition. "I was 14, and the rolling pin and brick throwing was just something that we grew up with.”

Peckham could throw the pin from here to eternity, so she made the team the first year she tried.

Peckham was always very athletic, so throwing rolling pins wasn't much of a stretch. Peckham perfected her toss on her family's land outside of Stroud.


"I practiced all the time,” she said, "That was just me. … Two to three weeks before the rolling pin tryouts, I would get out there and just throw and throw and throw.”


Her longest distance that first year was 138 feet, 11 inches. But Peckham bested herself in 1977. She threw the pin 156 feet, 4 inches — farther than anybody has thrown in competition.

Her record doesn't come up often. Other faculty members at her school know, and they sometimes tell students.


"My students … think it's dorky,” she said. "They're like, 'You threw a what?'”


A rolling pin.



Read more: http://www.newsok.com/article/3475306#ixzz0tOAZwbBF

7.08.2010

Shit From When We Were Young


Here is a great set of pictures that brought back some memories for me. I assume they'll do the same for you.



Thank you, JTD

Best Action Movie Ever

We had a discussion at work today to determine the greatest action movie of all time. The correct answer?

Under Siege
(The others disagreed with me, but what do they know?)

7.06.2010

6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Wrong


6 Things From History Everyone Pictures Wrong

Eli's Favorite Cartoons

I tried to think of my favorite cartoons I watched growing up.

Here's my list (in no particular order):

Darkwing Duck
Tale Spin
Tazmania
Eek the Cat
X-Men
G.I. Joe
Transformers
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Animaniacs
Gargoyles
Captain Planet

What did I leave out?

7.02.2010

God Bless America

Chrissy Sims

During a 2AM traffic stop, police observed Simms had “red eyes, flushed face and slurred speech.” The arrest figures to crush his chances of landing a roster spot in Tennessee behind Vince Young and Kerry Collins. Phil’s son was nothing short of a disaster in spot action with Denver last year, and has seemed shell shocked since his life-threatening spleen injury in 2006
The NY Post reports that Titans QB Chris Simms was arrested Thursday morning for driving while under the influence of marijuana.

Many felt Simms was going to bounce back after the spleen injury that sidelined him and eventually cost him a roster spot in Tampa, but he hasn’t done much of anything since, and now this arrest may seriously damage his chances of ever making it in the NFL.

6.29.2010

The Long-lost Bathroom Renovation

Dear loyal readers:

We are finishing the bathroom this weekend. I need that second bathroom. I need the garage back. I need to not book my weekends with our wonderful friends and have us all share our master bathroom.

I have not forgotten to post pictures or keep you from updates. There really isn't anything that has been done that's worth posting. The bathtub is in, but we are still lacking the tile for both the shower and the floor. The Hamiltons will be hard at work this holiday weekend creating what will hopefully be the biggest return of our investment so far.

xx,
Steph

6.19.2010

Funny World Cup Pics





Just Another Day at the Office


I started a new job on the 3rd of this month. I work at a place called APMEX (American Precious Metals Exchange - www.APMEX.com). Anyway, as an employee recognition thing, the boss decided to send an employee and guest on a 4-day, 3-night vacation anywhere in the contiguous U.S. This prize included airfare, hotel, rental car, and spending cash. It's a great idea.

Now, it gets interesting. I had only been working there for about two weeks when the list of eligible employees was released. I was one of the 70 names. Great, I thought. The HR lady would draw names from a hat and if your name was picked you were out of the running. This kept everyone interested (until their name showed up on the e-mail). As the names were drawn, my name stayed in the hat. For two days, I was still in it. Everyone had worked there longer than I had, but I was still in it. You should've heard some of the threats I got from fellow APMEXers. "If you win, I'll make sure you don't enjoy your job." "I'll kick you in the nuts before you leave." I laughed them off.

I'm pretty sure they were kidding, but not positive. It was cutthroat. I kept telling myself, "You won't win. Don't get your hopes up." But my name was still there. I made the final 20. Then I was in the final 10. It was so close. The hate e-mail got furious. I asked for help with something and was ignored. Nobody that likes me would talk to me. It was like I was in the 8th inning of a no-hitter. Then I heard it. DING! New e-mail. Was this it? Was I eliminated?




Yes. I was. The end.

6.14.2010

On the road again (the road to Omaha, that is).


College baseball may not be amazing, but it's still enjoyable. The aluminum bats don't blow my skirt up, but I guess they're okay. The MLB Draft regulations also hurt the large schools like OU and Virginia. Oh well, baseball is baseball and baseball is awesome.

OU is making its first College World Series appearance since 1995 and 10th overall (13th all-time among DI schools). Five of Cody Reine's 10 homers have come in the NCAA Tournament. The last time UVA lost two straight games was on May 14-15 in 2009 against Virginia Tech (last weekend of regular season). The last OU shutout in the NCAA tournament was in 1992 against UCLA. That 10-0 win sent OU to the 1992 CWS. The pair of three-run homers by Reine marked his eighth and ninth of the season with with runners on base. Cameron Seitzer snapped a 1-for-19 skid in the NCAA Tournament with a solo homer in the second. OU has 28 multiple home run games on the year including three in the NCAA Tournament. The Sooners have homered in 20 of the last 23 games. The four home runs on Monday marked the 13th time this season that OU has reached or eclipsed that mark in a game this season.


The Sandlot - Then and Now


The Sandlot (1993) is one of my favorite movies. Not just me, but my whole damn generation loves this movie. It was on the other day and I decided to find out what these kids grew up to be/do. For the record, most of these actors grew up and didn't do anything. They will be omitted. I will also leave out Karen Allen, Denis Leary, and James Earl Jones because we haven't really lost track of them.

Fun Fact about The Sandlot: I assumed the narrator was the guy who played adult Scott Smalls, but it isn't. The narrator is the director, David M. Evans, who also wrote Radio Flyer.


Scott Smalls - Tom Guiry
Actual age in The Sandlot - 12
Also seen in: Black Hawk Down
Fun Fact: Became a father at the age of 18
What's he doing now? Acting, kind of.


Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez - Mike Vitar
Actual age in The Sandlot - 15
Also seen in: D2: The Mighty Ducks, D3: The Mighty Ducks
Fun Fact: Mike's older brother, Pablo, played the adult Benny that stole home for the Dodgers.
What's he doing now? Firefighter in Hollywood, California


Hamilton Porter - Patrick Renna
Actual age in The Sandlot - 14
Also seen in: Son in Law
Fun Fact: Celebrity Judge at UCLA's Spring Sing in 2005 (that's all I could find)
What's he doing now? See above


R.I.P - Jimmy Dean


Yesterday, a man after my own heart was taken from this world. Jimmy Ray Dean brought to our world two of my favorite things: country music and sausage (not necessarily in that order). Rest in peace, you culinary cowboy, sausage singer, pork performer, maple-flavored musician, tubular troubadour...

Here's his biggest hit-

6.09.2010

Poodle and Bug Etsy


This week, Steph sold her first item on Etsy. I've been all over her about getting more items up on her site, but she doesn't listen to me. Check Poodle and Bug Etsy through the banner at the top of the page.

6.06.2010

A-Team

For those of you who are about my age or a little younger, the A-Team wasn't a show we watched. As I got older, I heard jokes and stories and wondered why people kept talking about Mr. T and not the shitty Rocky III. In honor of the new movie, here is a HwH A-Team breakdown. Let's hope this movie doesn't suck.

Background: Four honorable soldiers were framed for a crime they didn't commit. They were arrested and soon escaped. While on the run from the law, they became soldiers-for-hire. They travel around the country (and the world) helping people and trying to right the wrong that was done to them.

Characters:
Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith
Leader and Disguise Expert

John "Hannibal" Smith is shown to be an unflappable and sarcastic leader. He always has a plan, but they never turn out the way they're supposed to. He uses his many aliases to meet potential clients and make sure they're not the government. In the show, Smith played the monster in shitty movies. He had to play the monster so his face couldn't be seen. He is renowned for his cunning and his calm demeanor.

Templeton "Faceman" Peck
Con-Artist and Ladies Man


Face was the least aggressive member of the A-Team. He didn't like to fight. He'd rather con someone than beat them up. He was a fan of the ladies and they were of him. He drove a sweet red and white Corvette.

"Howling Mad" Murdock
Pilot and Clinically Insane

Murdock was the best helicopter pilot in the Vietnam War. He can fly anything and has no fear. Instead of prison, he was sent to a mental institution and labeled "clinically insane." It's never quite clear as to whether or not he is insane or just a great actor.

B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus
Mechanic and Muscle


B.A. is the outfit's mechanic and resident muscle. He is referred to as a mechanical genius. As the other A-Teamers use subtlety and coercion to solve problems, B.A. generally uses his fists.

5.30.2010

Memorial Day

(from MentalFloss.com)

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Memorial Day is more than just a three-day weekend and a chance to get the year’s first sunburn. Here’s a handy 10-pack of facts to give the holiday some perspective.

1. It started with the Civil War

Memorial Day was a response to the unprecedented carnage of the Civil War, in which some 620,000 soldiers on both sides died. The loss of life and its effect on communities throughout the North and South led to spontaneous commemorations of the dead:

• In 1864, women from Boalsburg, Pa., put flowers on the graves of their dead from the just-fought Battle of Gettysburg. The next year, a group of women decorated the graves of soldiers buried in a Vicksburg, Miss., cemetery.

• In April 1866, women from Columbus, Miss., laid flowers on the graves of both Union and Confederate soldiers. It was recognized at the time as an act of healing sectional wounds. In the same month, up in Carbondale, Ill., 219 Civil War veterans marched through town in memory of the fallen to Woodlawn Cemetery, where Union hero Maj. Gen. John A. Logan delivered the principal address. The ceremony gave Carbondale its claim to the first organized, community-wide Memorial Day observance.

• Waterloo, N.Y., began holding an annual community service on May 5, 1866. Although many towns claimed the title, it was Waterloo that won congressional recognition as the “birthplace of Memorial Day.”

2. General Logan made it official

logan.jpgGen. Logan, the speaker at the Carbondale gathering, also was commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, an organization of Union veterans. On May 5, 1868, he issued General Orders No. 11, which set aside May 30, 1868, “for the purpose of strewing with flowers, or otherwise decorating the graves of comrades who died in defense of their country during the late rebellion….”

The orders expressed hope that the observance would be “kept up from year to year while a survivor of the war remains to honor the memory of his departed comrades.”

3. It was first known as Decoration Day

From the practice of decorating graves with flowers, wreaths and flags, the holiday was long known as Decoration Day. The name Memorial Day goes back to 1882, but the older name didn’t disappear until after World War II. Federal law declared “Memorial Day” the official name in 1967.

4. The holiday is a franchise

Calling Memorial Day a “national holiday” is a bit of a misnomer. While there are 11 “federal holidays” created by Congress—including Memorial Day—they apply only to Federal employees and the District of Columbia. Federal Memorial Day, established in 1888, allowed Civil War veterans, many of whom were drawing a government paycheck, to honor their fallen comrades with out being docked a day’s pay.

For the rest of us, our holidays were enacted state by state. New York was the first state to designate Memorial Day a legal holiday, in 1873. Most Northern states had followed suit by the 1890s. The states of the former Confederacy were unenthusiastic about a holiday memorializing those who, in Gen. Logan’s words, “united to suppress the late rebellion.” The South didn’t adopt the May 30 Memorial Day until after World War I, by which time its purpose had been broadened to include those who died in all the country’s wars.

In 1971, the Monday Holiday Law shifted Memorial Day from May 30, to the last Monday of the month.

5. It was James Garfield’s finest hour—or maybe hour-and-a-half

On May 30, 1868, President Ulysses S. Grant presided over the first Memorial Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery—which, until 1864, was Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee’s plantation.

Some 5,000 people attended on a spring day which, The New York Times reported, was “somewhat too warm for comfort.” The principal speaker was James A. Garfield, a Civil War general, Republican congressman from Ohio and future president.

“I am oppressed with a sense of the impropriety of uttering words on this occasion,” Garfield began, and then continued to utter them. “If silence is ever golden, it must be beside the graves of fifteen-thousand men, whose lives were more significant than speech, and whose death was a poem the music of which can never be sung.” It went on like that for pages and pages.

As the songs, speeches and sermons ended, the participants helped to decorate the graves of the Union and Confederate soldiers buried in the cemetery.

6. God knows, not even the Unknown Soldier can avoid media scrutiny these days

unknown-soldier.jpg“Here rests in honored glory an American soldier known but to God.” That is the inscription on the Tomb of the Unknowns, established at Arlington National Cemetery to inter the remains of the first Unknown Soldier, a World War I fighter, on Nov. 11, 1921. Unknown soldiers from World War II and the Korean War subsequently were interred in the tomb on Memorial Day 1958.

An emotional President Ronald Reagan presided over the interment of six bones, the remains of an unidentified Vietnam War soldier, on Nov. 28, 1984. Fourteen years later, those remains were disinterred, no longer unknown. Spurred by an investigation by CBS News, the defense department removed the remains from the Tomb of the Unknowns for DNA testing.

The once-unknown fighter was Air Force pilot Lt. Michael Joseph Blassie, whose jet crashed in South Vietnam in 1972. “The CBS investigation suggested that the military review board that had changed the designation on Lt. Blassie’s remains to ‘unknown’ did so under pressure from veterans’ groups to honor a casualty from the Vietnam War,”
The New York Times reported in 1998.

Lt. Blassie was reburied near his hometown of St. Louis. His crypt at Arlington remains permanently empty.

7. Vietnam vets go whole hog

On Memorial Day weekend in 1988, 2,500 motorcyclists rode into Washington, D.C., for the first Rolling Thunder rally to draw attention to Vietnam War soldiers still missing in action or prisoners of war. By 2002, the numbers had swelled to 300,000 bikers, many of them veterans. There may have been a half-million participants in 2005 in what organizers bluntly call “a demonstration—not a parade.”

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A national veterans rights group, Rolling Thunder, takes its name from the B-52 carpet-bombing runs during the war in Vietnam. Rolling Thunder XXI (and you thought only Super Bowls and Rocky movies used Roman numerals) is Sunday, May 25.

8. Memorial Day has its customs

General Orders No. 11 stated that “in this observance no form of ceremony is prescribed,” but over time several customs and symbols became associated with the holiday.

It is customary on Memorial Day to fly the flag at half staff until noon, and then raise it to the top of the staff until sunset.

Taps, the 24-note bugle call, is played at all military funerals and memorial services. It originated in 1862 when Union Gen. Dan Butterfield “grew tired of the ‘lights out’ call sounded at the end of each day,” according to The Washington Post. Together with the brigade bugler, Butterfield made some changes to the tune.

Not long after, the melody was used at a burial for the first time, when a battery commander ordered it played in lieu of the customary three rifle volleys over the grave. The battery was so close to enemy lines, the commander was worried the shots would spark renewed fighting.

The World War I poem "In Flanders Fields," by John McCrea, inspired the Memorial Day custom of wearing red artificial poppies. In 1915, a Georgia teacher and volunteer war worker named Moina Michael began a campaign to make the poppy a symbol of tribute to veterans and for “keeping the faith with all who died.” The sale of poppies has supported the work of the Veterans of Foreign Wars.

9. There is still a gray Memorial Day

Several Southern states continue to set aside a day for honoring the Confederate dead, which is usually called Confederate Memorial Day: Alabama: fourth Monday in April; Georgia: April 26; Louisiana: June 3; Mississippi: last Monday in April; North Carolina: May 10; South Carolina: May 10; Tennessee (Confederate Decoration Day): June 3; Texas (Confederate Heroes Day): January 19; Virginia: last Monday in May.

10. Each Memorial Day is a little different

No question that Memorial Day is a solemn event. Still, don’t feel too guilty about doing something frivolous, like having barbecue, over the weekend. After all, you weren’t the one who instituted the Indianapolis 500 on May 30,1911. That credit goes to Indianapolis businessman Carl Fisher. The winning driver that day was Ray Harroun who averaged 74.6 mph and completed the race in 6 hours and 42 minutes.

Gravitas returned on May 30, 1922, when the Lincoln Memorial was dedicated. Supreme Court chief justice (and former president) William Howard Taft dedicated the monument before a crowd of 50,000 people, segregated by race, and which included a row of Union and Confederate veterans. Also attending was Lincoln’s surviving son, Robert Todd Lincoln.

And in 2000, Congress established a National Moment of Rememberance which asks Americans to pause for one minute at 3pm in an act of national unity. The time was chosen because 3pm “is the time when most Americans are enjoying their freedoms on the national holiday.”

Absinthe: A History












Due to recent discussions around a campfire, I decided to do a little research about "the green fairy".

Absinthe originated in northern Switzerland, but was made famous by those dirty French* during the 19th century. Originally thought to be a hallucinogen, this has been disproved through scientific studies starting in the 1970s.

Absinthe got a bad rap due to piss-poor research done by Dr. Valentin Magnan. Magnan believed absinthe was degenerating the French population and let this skew his research results. He studied 250 alcoholics and found that those who drank absinthe had seizures and hallucinations. Turns out, Magnan didn't check these people for narcotics use. The hallucinations have since been debunked.

The ingredient that seems to be the culprit is thujone which is found in wormwood. Originally thought to be in the same family as THC (just like in marijuana, for you squares), thujone just causes seizures and no hallucinations.

Viktor Oliva - Absinthe Drinker

Absinthe was legalized in the U.S. in 2007 as long as it's "thujone-free". Thujone-free equals 10ppm or fewer. For the record, you can buy absinthe in the U.S., but not ship it in from other countries.

Verdict: Absinthe is a legal liquor that has no hallucinogenic effects.

*I don't actually have anything against the French, I just like to talk shit about other people.

5.24.2010

Twix - A History


Twix is the most delicious of all candy bars. That's not even subjective, it's true. I've compiled an abridged history of the Twix (thanks for the idea, Megan). For the record, this information is mostly from Wikipedia, so don't quote HwH in any scientific journals.

- Started in UK in 1967
- Made its way to the U.S.A. in 1979
- Produced in Cleveland, Tennessee
- British slogan, "Twix without tea? It's like horseriding without the horse! The Queen without her Corgis!" Also not subjective, hot tea sucks.

A few Twix varieties you may not remember:
- Cookies-N-Creme Twix (1990)
- Chocolate Fudge Twix (1990)
- Triple Chocolate Twix (1991)

- Twix 100 Calorie Bars (2000s)
- Twix Java (2008)


Best Twix moment:

Hello, lover!

For those of you who know me, you know that I'm not really a girly-girl. I prefer jeans to dresses, flats to heels, and ponytails to a fixed style. I will warn you that the next sentence makes me want to jump up and down for joy and completely negates the first sentence of this post:

I am so darn excited that Sex and the City 2 will be out this week!



Yes, my four favorite girls will be back for a sequel and I can't wait to go see them. I will most definitely be at the movies this weekend, sipping a cosmo (in Carrie's honor) and bringing Kleenex (because really - seeing Aiden in the desert cannot be a good thing). Bring on the girliness.

5.19.2010

Clone High


I don't know if anyone remembers this show. It was on MTV for a little while. The premise of the show is a lot of historical figures are cloned and are all in high school together. The main stars are Abe Lincoln, Gandhi, and Joan of Arc. The bad guys? JFK and the principal. It's good stuff.