4.30.2010



To celebrate its homegrown hero, Rhode Island governor Donald L. Carcieri proclaimed today to be "G.I. Joe Day." And to help you celebrate, here's a quickie 10 Neat Facts about G.I. Joe:

1. G.I. Joe owes its existence to Barbie. That's right - in 1963, toy creator Stan Weston thought that since Barbie was so popular, he could come up with a similar toy for boys: a line of Barbie-sized dolls with military theme to be marketed for boys. He brought the concept to toy manufacturer Hassenfeld Brothers (who later shortened the name to Hasbro).

Three prototypes were created: "Rocky the Marine", "Skip the Sailor", and "Ace the Pilot."

2. G.I. = "Government Issue"

Four original G.I. Joe action figures released in 1964, plus the black soldier who followed in 1965. Source: Hasbro

3. The name G.I. Joe itself came from a 1945 American war film called The Story of G.I. Joe, starring Ernie Pyle and Robert Mitchum.


4. World's First Action Figure. Because they thought that boys wouldn't play with dolls, Hasbro coined the words "action figure" to market the toy.



5. The first G.I. Joe product, G.I. Joe: America's Moveable Fighting Man has 21 points of articulation, which is actually patented.

6. G.I. Joe has a scar across his right cheek. This enables Hasbro to copyright its toys, because otherwise the human figure itself cannot be copyrighted.

7. In 1967, Hasbro introduced its first female Joe: G.I. Nurse Action Girl. It was a spectacular failure ... and is now one of the world's most sought-after collectible:

In 1967, Hasbro expanded the line to include a series of talking figures, and Hasbro Canada produced a Canadian Mounties set. That year also saw the release of the fabled G.I. Nurse Action Girl, a doll so rare that certain models mint-in-box can bring up to $6,000 on today’s collectors’ market.

"The G.I. Joe Nurse is so valuable today because it was released for only one year," says Sharon Korbeck, editorial director of Toy Shop, a biweekly magazine aimed at toy collectors. "The figure didn’t do very well because boys weren’t interested in a female doll, and girls weren’t interested in anything related to G.I. Joe."

Sales also suffered because toy store managers didn’t know how to position the doll. Some put her with the G.I. Joe action figures, while others stocked her next to Barbie and her friends. Either way, 50% of the prospective market was lost.

8. In the wake of the Vietnam War, Hasbro dropped the military-theme and rebranded the line as "Adventure Team."

9. Bullet Man, the weirdest G.I. Joe ever


From Plaidstallions, which has a lot more fun G.I. Joe catalog pages from the 70s

In 1976, to compete with the superhero toy craze, Hasbro added a superhero to its G.I. Joe line up: Bullet Man, the Human Bullet. Collectors didn't like it then (Joe's enemy was a caveman from outer space!), but given its rarity, Bullet Man is now highly valuable.

10. "Knowing is Half the Battle" - The G.I. Joe catchphrase came from its cartoon series in the 1980s. At the end of each episode, there was a public-service message showing kids in a situation where they did something wrong and Joes giving advice. The PSA always ended with the phrase "Now we know!" "And knowing is half the battle!" Joe Headquarters has a list of these PSAs.

If knowing is half the battle, what's the other half? Your choices are "unbridled violence," porkchop sandwiches, or this T-Shirt from Nerduo.

Release the CRAP!










I saw Clash of the Titans yesterday. I would advise you to NOT go see it. I'll admit the 3D thing that has come back around is pretty cool, but Clash of the Titans messed it right up. It was fuzzy and jumpy. No bueno.

1.5 / 5 stars

4.29.2010

Mr. Spriggs BBQ


This awesome local video has become a web sensation. The lyrics alone would warrant a hefty chuckle, but the production value really sends it over the top. And, apparently, you can play Connect 4 while your "meat falls off the bone" (2:07). Listen and enjoy. I know I did.

Thanks to HwH's first outside contributor, John Salmon.

First Craft Fair - EVER!


This morning I participated in my very first craft fair! I took a variety of things that I made - coasters, magnets, thumbtacks - along with things that my friend, Caitlyn, and grandmother made, too. I'm very happy to report that I almost sold out of EVERYTHING that I made! I should have brought more things, actually, because my coasters sold out in the first hour. Eli thinks I should have charged more, but I bet he doesn't remember that he helped me set the price for everything...

Caitlyn made really cute headbands. Those styrofoam heads are part of her displays. They have great detailing, and if I didn't get a headache everytime that I wore one, I would have been one of her customers, too!

My grandmother's hand-beaded jewelry is at the far left. She had gorgeous semi-precious stones in both plain and very creative designs.

The middle part of the table has all of my things. I really took a gamble with some of them, but everyone seemed to appreciate the hard work that went in to it all - and paid me for it! I also was able to get my Etsy shop's name out for the first time. Unfortunately, I have nothing posted because I was afraid that it would sell at the show and online at the same time. I was sort of right, so it looks like I'll be a busy girl, crafting so that I can post some new things for sale. Visit my Etsy shop, Poodle & Bug...there might be something that you want, too.

4.28.2010

Funny Song Videos

Stephen Lynch - Craig (dirty)

GM is full of shit.

Okay, so it turns out that the GM commercial with the rich guy walking through a GM factory is kind of bullshit. Ed Whitacre, CEO of GM, claims they have "repaid their loan in full with interest five years ahead of schedule". This is true, but not really.

I did a little research (Free Press, National Public Radio) and found out a few things.


Facts:
1. GM was give a total of $52 billion from the U.S. taxpayers

2. The U.S. bought 61% of GM for $45.3 billion

3. GM was given a $6.7 billion dollar loan

4. GM expects the federal government to make the $52 billion back when GM stock goes public later this year or early next

5. GM has never been worth $52 billion

Now, how the hell are we supposed to sell 60% of a company for $52B when the whole damn thing isn't worth that much? I know I sound a little conservative in this post (for those of you who know me, I'm not very conservative). I think GM should start making cars people want or die. I know some of you have friends or family that worked at GM, but I don't care.

In March 2010, GM sold 188,011 total vehicles. Toyota sold 186,863. GM outsold Toyota by 0.6% ... and Toyotas fucking kill people.

Soccer, AIDS, and Africa

There are quite a few things in this world that make no sense to me. I feel a bit like Sam Kinison when I rant about this stuff, but it's true.


I have a fundamental problem with this. I'm glad the kid is the black McGyver (or BlaGyver from The Losers promo), but shouldn't that condom be used for something else? Africa is the continent that gave us AIDS. 11,000 Africans are infected every day according to globalissues.org. Stop using condoms for soccer balls and use them the way they're supposed to be used. Damn.

I'm sorry you're poor. I really am. But when you do dumb things, it makes it easier for us to not give a shit. If you can't feed yourself, stop having kids and
stop proliferating AIDS.

4.26.2010

Two of my favorite people (Fey = forever; Bieber = right now)
















Watch the funniest sketch on SNL with host Tina Fey and musical guest Justin Bieber.

Boomer! Boomer! Boomer! Boomer!

Well, Steph and I went to Billy Sims Barbecue tonight. I was quite skeptical, because I can't stand Billy Sims for his behavior at the Heisman ceremony every year. Turns out, the man makes some good BBQ.

Norman's BBQ options (in order of preference):
1. Van's
2. Billy Sims
3. Ray's Smokehouse
4. Rudy's
5. Iron Star
6. Rib Crib

4.24.2010

I'm baaaaack!

HappeningsWithHamilton is back! We've got a slightly different format. Since it's HappeningsWithHamilton, we're adding my wife, Stephanie to the list. Some posts will be my stupid drivel, some will be her crafty things, and some will be our projects. We hope you enjoy.