2.20.2009

Predictive Text


   Predictive text is a scourge on our society.  In all honesty, it pisses me right off.  I have to translate the meaning of garbled text messages.  What does "I'll do it when I get good" mean? Oh, "good" is spelled with the same buttons as "home".  People, stop being lazy and type the shit you're trying to type.  "He we go, I'll call you."  What the hell? Oh, "If we go, I'll call you." I spend about 15 minutes a year deciphering texts.  (I completely made that statistic up.)

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  1. I predict that predictive text will be instituted in all correspondence regarding any government entity.

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